Today is my birthday!! Thought technically so was yesterday (Timezones are strange things). To start the day, I thought that it might be nice to have some toast. The only problem is that the toaster in the house isn’t big enough to toast all the bread. You have to toast the bottom and then flip it over and toast it again.
I start the toaster and wander into the next room. After a couple of minutes, I hear the toaster pop and I wait another minute for the toaster to cool down enough to flip the toast. I come into the kitchen and it is filling with smoke. The toast is still stuck in the toaster and has turned to jet black. Smoke is streaming out of the toaster. I pull up the toast and starting opening windows.
As I go room to room I discover that the entire house is filled with smoke. As I open windows, I find that the smoke isn’t going out. The rain outside is creating a high pressure zone that prevented the smoke from escaping out. I am forced to go room by room with a towel and fan the smoke out.

Good job Brian, the toast really got a little black sure hope it was good.
Hey…you are just like your auntie! What’s a little blackness on the toast, it’s all good.
Actual, I thought you might be covering for your mama. lol.